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Top Drone Pilots Battle At Elite Training School | The Duffel Blog

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Top Drone Pilots Battle At Elite Training School | The Duffel Blog

Top Drone Pilots Battle At Elite Training School | The Duffel Blog.

(Top Drone pilot) Ghostbuster’s command eventually recognized his talent and sent him to Top Ground Command and Control Station School (GCCSS) in Coronado—the so-called “Top Drone” program that produces the military’s elite drone pilots.

“I knew right away that I was facing some stiff competition,” Ghostbuster said. “As soon as I walked in the building, there were all these pilots who were overweight and soft and pale, and their faces were covered in acne. You don’t get that kind of body without hours and hours in the cockpit [sic], away from the light of the day. These guys were the real deal

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